Monday, December 11, 2006

an open letter to claire's two front teeth.

Dear Teeth,
What do you devils think you're doing? Claire is a BABY, she has no need for you two. Please pick on someone else's child. You two make her drippy and clingy and unhappy. Come back when she's no longer nursing. Come back when her favorite food isn't orange goo in a jar. Come back when I'm ready to admit that she's not going to be a baby much longer. Thank you for considering my request.

Sincerely,
The Mama

2 comments:

Leslie said...

Those darn teeth. They are so mean!

I have had good luck with the homeopathic teething tablets. I don't know what they do or if they are just a distraction for the kid while they take them, but they do seem to have a calming effect.

momaof4 said...

I agree with Leslie.

It is sad to see your baby becoming a toddler. Today I went through Starbucks and the lady said "Bye baby!" and Renae goes,
"I am not!" :) Oh, the Starbucks lady was right...Bye Baby.