the desperation post: bedside table

Two size 9 bamboo knitting needles (I haven't knitted in 2 years)
One roll of Lion Brand Wool-Ease Yarn (olive green)
October issue of Everyday with Rachael Ray (front cover partially removed)
November/December issue of Blueprint magazine (the one with the hideous pink Christmas tree on the cover, intact).
Medium-sized notebook of lists, mostly irrelevant
Two black sharpies (one thick, one thin)
Purple MOPS fresh air pen (holla!)
Burt's Bee's Coconut foot creme 4.34 oz tube
Microwavable rice bag for the cramps
Unread Weight Watchers information
Last dregs of Nut Body butter
Comfort Care ultra moisturizing lotion, from some hotel
Tiny red notebook, unused except for the first page

I apologize for this post. It has been a day.