I recently read something that made my blood boil. Something about Salma Hayek being a fat. Seriously, if Salma Hayek is fat, I should only be taken out of the house by crane. It's a strange, strange world we live in folks.
I'm guessing the goon who wrote the article (that I'm not going to link, because seriously, who needs to read such lies?) might not be aware that what he described as a "beer gut" had nothing to do with beer, but is the result of a crazy thing called pregnancy. Salma Hayek had a baby around the same time The Mister joined us.
It is an amazing honor to be someone's mother. But sheesh, the body doesn't exactly shrink back up gracefully. Maybe in a year, my own spare tire will disappear a bit. Maybe. In the meantime, I'll dream of being as unattractive and repulsive as Salma Hayek.
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Shouldn't we all be that unlucky...
A beer gut? That is hilarious! Goes to show that a moron wrote the article. Arrrgh!
I bet Mr. Baby thinks your body is a wonderland.
Love, Oma
People suck. You and Salma are beautiful.
oh my goodness i could say so much right now! don't ever believe such lies. i know you won't because your to smart for that! your beautiful kari inside and no duobt your beautiful outside too! love you!
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