driver's ed.

You're pulling out of Chevron, seeking coffee, answering the usual questions.
Where we going, Mama?
What we doing, Mama?
I'm shirsty, can I have a drink?
Where we going, Mama?

Seconds later, she's asking a whole new set of questions.
Why we stop, Mama?
What you do, Mama?
His car make my ears loud, Mama.

If you decide to go and get yourself a traffic ticket, you might want to do it while the kids are visiting the grandparents.

What seems to be the problem, Officer?