Wednesday, March 11, 2009

driver's ed.

You're pulling out of Chevron, seeking coffee, answering the usual questions.
Where we going, Mama?
What we doing, Mama?
I'm shirsty, can I have a drink?
Where we going, Mama?


Seconds later, she's asking a whole new set of questions.
Why we stop, Mama?
What you do, Mama?
His car make my ears loud, Mama.


If you decide to go and get yourself a traffic ticket, you might want to do it while the kids are visiting the grandparents.

What seems to be the problem, Officer?

3 comments:

cmhd said...

OOOOOOOHHH MAAAAAANN!

Alida said...

Oh no!! I'd like to see a police officer trying to give a citation while answering the questions of a three year old...it would just never happen.

momaof4 said...

Seriously you should have put the girl on him.
why you pull me over officer?
Why are you writting this all down officer?
Why do you need my registration officer?
Do you happen to know the closest coffee place, officer?

HUGS!!!