three dreams from the day after enrolling claire into preschool

1. We're playing with a pilates ball. The teacher circles around and tells me, "This is really embarrassing, but I need to ask you to stop showing your crack to the students."

2. An extremely tough looking 4 year old punches Claire in the face. Claire has a seizure. I tell the teacher, "My son has seizures."

3. The teacher is driving my car. The kids are in the backseat. I tell her to turn left, she turns directly off a cliff. We are submerged. I manage to get out of the car and attempt to pull it out of the water with my huge biceps.

Other than that, I'm fine.